Yumi writes to Janine:
I'm looking forward to the party, but not up to handing out candy for the trick or treating. I just can't handle seeing all those happy parents and their little kids.
Man, I'm a grinch.
Janine replies:
You're not a grinch. Many people would not understand how it feels to want to have an Audi really bad and then have everyone, everywhere show up in an Audi and then invite you to admire their Audi, would you like to borrow our Audi?, why don't you just adopt an Audi, hey, you could get a secondhand Audi if you were serious about Audis, hey can you hold my Audi, man is gas ever expensive for my Audi I really hate it, whoa I paid my insurance on my Audi today and now I'm thinking my Audi ain't worth it, and "zomg Nicole Richie is going to get an Audi that is just so nasty does she even know who her dealer is?" and "oh Yumi, when are YOU going to get an Audi heh heh heh" and "you don't have an Audi? OMG I have two do you want one, I can barely find the time to drive the second one at all ha ha ha".
And then you explode.
Because cars are EVIL and we should all be WALKING.
Wait. Where was I going with this?
I forget.
Audi.
I like candy.
